"Soon but after that he'll be jailed again; this time for assaulting you."

"Truthfully, no. I really don't see it."

"Everybody has their own path they must follow. I could tell you what to do but it really wouldn't make sense to you. You're going to have to do some research. One suggestion I have is that you could start by continuing to go around asking stupid questions for the next couple of years. . . Relax, I only talk that way to people who can take a joke."

"I'm sorry but if you love Boris you'll have to choose him over your dietery principles. I don't see him changing his eating habits until after he gets diabetes many years from now."

"Jeeez! Why don't you just ask me,'what is the sound of 1 hand clapping?'"

"How do you do your readings? Do you read the Tarot?"

"Okay she'll be on at 9pm tonight."

"Really!? You are amazing!"

"Thanks! The guyz who invented instant messaging ain't bad either."

"Give me the names of the possible candidates."

"Okay, there's Bob and Jim and there's Demetrius and um, I don't know the name of the other one."
"The father is the tallish one with the long chin but the name is not coming to me. Does that help?"

(Oriental Accent)
"You are quite perceptive,Grasshopper in realizing that I am indeed a very deep individual. However, after studying for years under many gurus I have come to realize that it is my wife with the aid of our children who is in fact my greatest teacher because only she can push my buttons and prove to me I have not yet mastered myself. . . .Perhaps if I meet another tall and gorgeous blond from a previous life who bore me two children I will reconsider. . . .And now Grasshopper, what is your second question?"

"LOL! . . .I'm sorry. I can't stop laughing; seems like you answered your own question. Hmmm, let me see. That's a tough one but I'll take a crack at it. Psychics that claim to have lots of INTEGRITY but derive their clients by stealing from OTHERS feedback list. . .I would say you can trust them about as much as you could trust SADAAM HUSSEIN at a run down car lot with his little beret on saying, "TRUST ME ! TRUST ME!"

"I'm sorry but you have to be 18 to call Keen."

"I AM 18."

"Listen, if I was stupid enough to buy that crap you couldn't possibly believe anything I said about N' Sync, anyway. Am I right?"

"Hmmm, yeah, I guess."

"Nope!"

"Are you sure? One of them who is extremely well respected was quite graphic about
what she saw."

"Tell all 3 of them to put money in an escrow account and I''ll match whatever these wise sages are willing to risk. At the end of the month we'll see who is right. Yeah, I'm positive!"

"Nope! He's just going to leave you for somebody who is emotionally healthy."

(Southern Accent)
"Well, Missy, I really want to be honest with you here: Would you please put me out of
my misery by hanging up and giving me a 1 Star rating."

"You da psychic. You tell me"

"We only got 3 minutes here so it really helps if you have a question."

"Well like I said you da psychic. You tell me."

"Okay, she's cheating on you."

"How do you know?"

Namaste.